You Might Be Stupid If...

...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.

...you try to turn the light on to find a flashlight in a power outage!

...you think a pigpen is something to write with.

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.

...you frequently misspell your own name.

...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.

...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.

...you think a quarterback is a refund.

...you cook Minute Rice for an hour!

...you get tangled up in a cordless phone.

...you need to be reminded to breath.

...someone tells you to call 911, and you can't find the 11!

...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!

...you go around a revolving door looking for the door knob.

...you get fired from volunteer work.

...you run around looking for a 10cent coin to call 999.

...you can't find the "ANY" key on the keyboard.

...you have to look on both ends to open a bottle.

...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.

...you wear your glasses while looking for them.

HAHAHA i think the bold ones are exceptionally funny. anyway, im done with all the chapters of SS & sch was fun today! :D yay. bought mom's birthday present today, 139$ and im officially broke now. alright then, i hope you(the person reading) would have a good laugh, after so much of studying stress. haha that reminds me of the 5 steps kungfu thing. gosh. way dumb. but bf does it damn funnily. hahahahaha! alright. dark waters tonight!

there's none like You, no one else can touch my heart like You do.