Why does it say "Shake Well" on ketchup bottles but not on ketchup packets?

Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

Why is the blackboard green?

Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

WHY IS THERE A NEED TO STUDY AND TAKE THE STUPID EXAMINATIONS?

Tell my why, please.

p/s This is what happens when you study too much UNNECESSARY stuff like History. Why would we need History in future when its alr over?