English VS Womanspeak

You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

This kitchen is so…inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron.