Why it is better to be a man.

Your last name stays put.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a t-shirt to a water park.
People can stare at your chest while talking to them.
Phone conversations are over in 30seconds flat.
A 5-day holiday requires only one suitcase and probably 2 sets of clothing.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You don't bother whether you're fat or not.
You can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on december 24 in 25 minutes.

Happy Birthday, Shaun! :D

"you want to pay me money?"
"for?"
"cos i'm supposed to get a penny for a thought right? I'm always thinking of you."
:)